may my heart always be open to little birds: Archive

Ambivalent

shesanargonaut: Pluck the perfumed petals from your eyelids, carefully casting them to the wind. Everyone you know has a delicate opinion and you’re the one who always favors to bask in sin, regretting it later when your hands are gnarled like silent oaks, singing on your death bed how slowly you were loved, how quickly you were forgot.

May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 21st

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May 14th

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Looking at my phone in the morning after I black...

whatshouldwecallme:

May 14th

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May 11th

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Ostentatious

shesanargonaut: Fuck me like a prayer and I’ll love you like a sin.

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 23rd

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1 tag

Apr 23rd

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“Women and cats will do as they please”

– Robert A. Heinlein (via japaneseugh)

Apr 17th

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Apr 13th

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Apr 12th

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3 tags

Apr 10th

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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously. 
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

Mar 29th

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Boys, on girls. →

ratquest: i just don’t understand guys like that???? shave this and don’t wear that stop smoking but come drink with me she’s a slut but that one doesnt give gobbies so dont bother lmfao rape jokes on fb CALM DOWN ITS THE INTERNET you silly bitch you’re too black shes too white and that one is too orange stop wearing so much make up but start wearing more you’d look great i hate stick thin girls...

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Am I Gay?: A Journey of Self Discovery with Shang.

shesanargonaut: thismarks-theend-xxiii: I just cried laughing at this. Ohmygod XD this is amazing hahahahahhaa

Mar 23rd

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Watch

fyeahhooping: Push (by MicheleAwesome) [stunning!] OH MY GOD. absolutely mesmerizing. 2:55 - 3:08?!?!!? O.o

Mar 22nd

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Mar 20th

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Aut viam inveniam aut faciam...: Stop. →

holdinghope: Stop judging me. Stop measuring my accomplishments. Stop tallying my mistakes. Stop nickel-and-diming every little thing about me. Stop stacking the apples of my worth, And taking away when I am “unworthy”. I am no ticky box… no bean to be counted… no abacus stone In your world of counting…

Mar 20th

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I loved you so much, in fact, that it was just shy of enough..

Mar 11th

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Mar 9th

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Mar 8th

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Mar 8th

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Mar 8th

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Mar 8th

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Mar 7th

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 1st

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सब प्यार से भरा है: How to piss off people based... →

madeofstar-stuff: Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait. Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks,… omg this is amazing hahaha. pisces is SPOT ON… o.O

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”

– Albert Camus (via 0rgasms)

Feb 19th

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“I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious divine energy trying to explain...”

– Esperanza Spalding (via madeofstar-stuff)

Feb 18th

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Feb 16th

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This is a poem I wrote for class based on Joe Bolton’s “Speaking of the South: 1961”. Our assignment was to follow the structure of his poem, which talked about the world, his town, and his parents the year his life began. Enjoy! Pushing Dreams: 1991 The magical world of Disney has figured out a formula - Flocks, gaggles, herds of humans congregate, paying homage to the gloved...

Feb 14th

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